For the Amusement of the LOST Fans...

Season 3. I'm currently about 12 minutes into Episode 17, "Catch-22." For the amusement of the LOST fans among us (*cough*CH, this means you*cough*), I have a brief summary of recent events:

Ben: omg wheelchair. uh-oh. bad.
Kate: JACK!
Jack: go away.
Locke: Ben's in a wheelchair I'm not ha ha!
Ben: don't blow up that submarine.
submarine: *boom*
Locke: okay, I blew it up!
Ben: good boy.
Sawyer: you tricked me into being NICE?! laaame.
Hurley: didn't you like it?
Claire: *sick*
Locke's father: *appears*
Others + Locke: *vanish*
Kate: um, why am I handcuffed to you?
Juliet: because they left me. *haha I'm lying!*
Jack: JULIET IS ONE OF US.
Sawyer/Sayid: liar.
Juliet: Jack loves you.
Kate: liar.
Charlie: uhh....help Claire now. kthnx.
Juliet: I can save her.
Sawyer/Sayid: liar.
Juliet: I know everything about you. Let me go.
Claire: *better*
Jack: I trust Juliet.
Juliet: *you shouldn't trust me*
Jack: Oh, Juliet!
Juliet: Oh, Jack!
Kate: Sawyer...
Sawyer: Kate...
*intense hug*
Desmond: HELP THE FUTURE HAPPEN.
Hurley: Desmond is my friend!
Jack: ...k.

So, CH, still think I should write for LOST in 8:15?

This show is quite fun. I can't watch for too long, though, or Chelsey and Indi will get mad at me...but if I don't watch enough, ES will get quite annoyed at my lack of awareness of NCIS. *sigh* TV is so soul-sucking, and schizophrenia being a writer creates so many Murder Threats from Fictional Characters...

Of course I'm normal. Of course I'm not sleep-deprived even though it's Saturday.

Gonna go finish this episode now. Love,
Bex